however you talk, i'll never go green
anything you want done, maybe i'll do the backward thing
cuz i'm wasting water, 'lectricityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
it's all ungreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen...it's all so keen

i'm wasting water, 'lectricity,
anything you want done, maybe i'll do the backward thing
i'm wasting water and toiletries
i can clean my soft white mound, toilet paper's made to waste

whoa, whoa, whoa - whoa, whoa, whoa

i will cast to hell, all the views you sell
to respectful dudes whose eyes can't find the truth
anytime i hear "save the earth, dear"
like bill bixby's, my alter-eeeeeeeeee...go!

i'm wasting water, 'lectricity
anything you want done, maybe i'll do the backward thing
whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa

i can get you steamed, i play much with the greens
i can make you whine, fuck your truth with dylan's mind
and when it comes out i'm no good steward because
i scoff it and mock it, you'll block me, scoff me, mock and hate me

i'm wasting water, 'lectricity,
anything you want done, maybe i'll do the backward thing
i'm wasting water and toiletries
i can clean my soft white mound, toilet paper's made to waste

whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa

i ain't buying enviro-love, don't ask me toooo go vow earth-love
don't bother, i don't care, i mock it


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