after i sent my "put your civil rights where you put everything else, you homo' to john, he said "hmn...you are gay, you know" or something.

i now pronounce you gay.

gay thing, you'll find you're born to lust the girls or guys
it's locked in the blood
and hearing your woes, i'd love you to see self-respect and know
you've got no self-love

all i want is to show you,
let me show how far self-love can take you
there's no crime in 'guy 4 guy' (such is you)
god above you, is the one who made you

you are just what you are, that's gay
your brain likes guys, your views won't change
you seem to loathe yourself, poor soul
it's the dudes you want, accept 'men 4 men'

help me help you - i can't achieve, so move your att'tude
you'll get your self-love
and guy-love will be ordained like het'ro from ev'ry priest
you'll get your self-love

go to school (ivy)
and you'll vow to love the gay queens (know things)
give your mind, they'll shape it like (sex-queens)
god above you, always needed a school

you are just what you are, that's gay
your brain likes guys, your views won't change
you seem to loathe yourself, poor soul
it's the dudes you want, accept 'men 4 men'

i know you loathe the gays you see
and i see it's all self-hatred
cause when i'm in school i'm taught to run
from men and their sense, so i'll get blaming

you are just what you are, that's gay
your brain likes guys, you're made that way
you seem to loathe yourself, poor soul,
if it's dudes you want, accept 'men 4 men'


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