you know you're a liberal if...
you rely on government enough to think that it can fail you
you lament for injustices that happened to your great-grandfather
you commit crimes in the name of "pride"
you relish in laws and causes born of weakness-masking lip-service
you commit crimes in the name of "feminism"
you cherish your freedom and want to limit other peoples'
you commit crimes in the name of "environmentalism"
you support abortion because it is a "womans' right to choose"
you don't eat meat because you repect life
you commit crimes in the name of "animal rights"
you are over 25 and "would you like fries with that" is your money-making aptitude
you are angry that the corporate ceo's salary blows yours away
brought to you by:
the national association for the abortion of colored people
okay, this all started after watching hairspray, when i wrote the 'great grandfather' line.