it is either my plethora of anti-gay anti-feminist bumper stickers or it's just my driving, but sometimes people give me the finger from their cars.  i wanted to parody the time's "the bird," but there's too much talking - and i don't like parodying lyrics with no rhythm.  i know this song starts with a prayer whispered quickly, no rhythm, but later in the song the prayer is sung with some word-alteration.

here's prince's "act of contrition," that was actually on madonna's like a prayer lp.

act of some bitchin

oh, i'm scarred - i'm snarling, darling - your attitude offends me
and i detest all your wit, i want to try to punish it
i know you're wrong, because you have offended me with your gall
you are no good, you deserve just the bird, you fuck
my bird's standing tall in the front of my face
i'll profess hatred, you'll do penance, i'll offend your life
and i'll ignore your web, saving my feelings

oh, i'm scarred - i'm snarling, darling - your attitude offends me
and i detest all your wit, i want to try to punish it
i know you're wrong because your gall, it has offended me
your art's no good, you assume it's good
but it's worthy of nothing much but my bird, like my bird?
like my bird, i be stern, i resolve to damn your web-creation
i'll hack your web, erase it
what do you mean it's not just one computer?
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