i was looking at dudesnude.com pics and wondering why i want to associate myself with gay people.
"this is like aversion therapy," i thought

i may peruse the internet sometimes to gawk at dudes
didn't know the cost of lust, until i found you
head to feet, you are sleek - you're a man, not a damn masseuse
and the way you sneer, armpits raised so queer
i am unglued

like aversion, must be my therapy-time
your aversions, well they're stopping sex with guys

gonna give you all the credit, the queers can change me fast
been paying for PhDudes to mold the lust i have
watch you dine on behinds, salad-toss, yeah you've changed me so
and i'm much grossed-out when you wonder 'bout how he looks unclothed

like aversion, must be my therapy-time
your aversions, well they're stopping sex with guys

whoa-oh-oh...

watch you dine where there's grime, be it balls, pits or sweaty thighs
and you're way too sleek when you shave all things, it's therapy-time

like aversion, must be my therapy-time
these aversions, well they're stopping sex with guys
like aversion, oh-oh-oh-oh, i'm averted
heal me, dude, my mind
don't you blow me, cuz you've got me cured of gay needs
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