"the bargain store" by dolly parton was playing on my mp3s, i was looking online to see how much flash drives have come down, saw a price on google and thought ebay would have better bargains.

ebay is likened to a bargain store
and you can have just what you're looking for
it's true you'll find that half of all the merchandise ain't used
and with a "power seller," even used is good as new

well, you'd play your billboard hits when in your car
if you could find cheap players at wal-mart
you would see online, you'd find these tools are three inches
buy one and you never will be sorry that you bid

the bargain store is open, come online
you can easily afford the price
none of corporate greed will spur a lofty purchase-price
and my own mp3s i hear so clearly when i drive

take the high school wrestling suits i have
well, i know that i'd be wearing normal pants
ebay's members outgrew them - i saw two and then i spawned
a taste for some attire, may through fall

the bargain store is open, come online
you can easily afford the price
none of corporate greed will spur a lofty purchase-price
and in my wrestle-singlets, it's cool breeze throughout july

ebay is likened to a bargain store
and you can have just what you're looking for
it's true you'll find that half of all the merchandise ain't used
and with a "power seller," even used is good as new

the bargain store is open, come online
the bargain store is open, come online
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