i've got a slew of homemade bumper stickers on my car, bashing everything from Strongwoman to the spite of gays and blacks. and environmentalists.

i've got my views painting you as atrocious
if i flaunt them ever, i'll be causing a commotion
i've got my campaigning tools on my lotus
if i drive wherever i'll be haughty with my slogans

you met your match, you fem'nist queen
my show is rude to diss the things held sacred
but irrev'rent is how i speak
and i'll profess the womens' "strength" as weakness
self-love to gays as self ignored
a guy who's needing one more guy is feeling a void
few go admit it, but negros will use
things like the grievance gone repealed before they could live through

i've got my views painting you as atrocious
if i flaunt them ever, i'll be causing a commotion
i've got my campaigning tools on my lotus
if i drive wherever i'll be haughty with my slogans

i'll make you feel i boinked your truth
you can't keep living on your scars, baby
if irked, you feel some jerk owes you
you've got to put away your pride and take hits
mend how you feel once from inside
then when you fall you won't need gays' "pride"
it doesn't matter if to them you're cool
it's how you made the grade and how you're viewing you

i've got my views painting you as atrocious
if i flaunt them ever, i'll be causing a commotion
i've got my campaigning tools on my lotus
if i drive wherever i'll be haughty with my slogans

i hope you find what you're looking for,
inner-pride that you march for
parade for pride when it's a lie
but how're you fooling you?

mend how you feel once from inside
then when you fall you won't need gays' "pride"
it doesn't matter if to them you're cool
it's how you made the grade and how you're viewing you

i hope you find what you're looking for,
inner-pride, won't ask for more
you're wasting time, pick up your life
and get into the groove
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