when i pulled up online porn and got my dick hard, i watched a locker room scene - i thought about joining the y again so that i could be with naked men.

half-asleep after i came, that idea was a bad one.

don't cruise til you've gotten off

dummy, don't start needing now
beat off when you yearn, hide on out
hours are endured downtown
don't make sex happen, you'll have some extra time
get over nude-type bodies now, stop touching like you feel left-out

freak on with your own cock
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on til your top pops
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on, save a time-slot
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on, til your cock flops
don't cruise til you got your rocks

sucking, felching, feeling guys
i'm wond'ring what is justified
i cherish my cock in my hand
elations one feels at climax (ooh!)
one's questions answered through the power
of boners a-spraying, cuz then we shut down

freak on with your own cock
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on til your top pops
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on, save a time-slot
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on, til your cock flops
don't cruise til you got your rocks

hardly better, freaking guys
the jerk-offs (all my jerk-offs) come at the right time
so get love catered to your hours
you won't be too late, man
when your love is on time, it's fine

freak on with your own cock
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on til your top pops
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on, save a time-slot
don't cruise til you've gotten off
freak on, til your cock flops
don't cruise til you got your rocks

dummy, don't start needing now
you don't need an anus to jizz and shut down
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