i was in my "hot pants" with mens' underwear of the same length over them, which i like to wear out in public like Strongwoman dresses in public.  Strongwoman even videotaped me with her phone in walmart.  it made me feel like a celebrity, i didn't know if i should pose or fuck the camera...so i just did nothing.  i was thinking "there's no indiscretion in my dressin," and "indiscretion" reminded me of the song "don't tell mama" from cabaret.

my mom doesn't like me wearing my "hot pants".

mama...wants me living without stardom
a secluded little boredom,
but i love to be an ass
mama...doesn't seem to want me being
as perverse as female types, cuz
they will stare and may just gab

so, please, sir...if you run into my mama
don't reveal my indiscretion
ridiculing girls' "hot pants"

hush up, don't tell mama
shush up, don't tell mama
don't tell mama, however i'm lewd
if you wore a sleeveless
tank-top, guy, you'd need to
whine if rest'rants denied you
while saying every broad's is tolerated
so know my rhyme and reason, world,
and just don't say it

oh, please, i need no haters
keep this from the mater
though "hot pants" are not against the law
if you tell my mama, we will fight
cuz she wants me her prototype
so, don't tell mama what you saw

mama thinks i'm one to join the chorus
being lovey-dovey to smut
and the ladies who it owns
mama doesn't seem to get my meaning
baring flesh with girls' "hot pants" or
being tawdry on my own

so, please, sir...if you run into my mama
don't reveal my indiscretion...
cuz females i must expose

hush up, don't tell mama
shush up, don't tell mama
don't tell mama, however i'm lewd
if you wore a sleeveless
tank-top, guy, you'd need to
cry if rest'rants denied you
you wouldn't want to get me in a pickle
cuz she bemoans the way i'm scoffing all the lib'rals

so let's trust one another,
keep this from my mother
though i'll still be scorning if she knows

if you tell her, fucker, hear my vows
i will not change my costume, pal
just don't tell mama what you know
if you tell her, fucker, you won't win
the more you squeal on me, you'll see more skin
but don't tell mama, bitte, don't tell mama
please, sir, don't tell mama what you know

if you see my mummy, mum's the word!

in high school, i was the mc, and during one practice, kelly replaced sally's first lines with "mama thinks i'm living in a whorehouse...a secluded little whorehouse...in the southern part of texas".  and the last six words she said in a southern drawl. "mama doesn't even have an inkling, that i'm pregnant...by six DIFFERENT men".
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