i was thinking of my life, which brought to mind britney spears' song title, something about "not a girl, not yet a woman," and thought i am eternally handsome.  oh, wait, eternally adolescentile.

know that i am not a man hardly
at sixteen, a head-beating grew from a car-crash
do the injured brains mature much through healing
or will my quirks be an eternal thang?

i believe my head-inj'ry's gnarly
i'm not like them, cuz my being moved not with the years
dude, i feel the same and i'm still sixteeny
and immatur'ty's an eternal thang

hey i'm gay, some guys make me shame
their whole life's my goal, see,
but i just will praise their ways
i just wanna touch their being

hey i'm gay, some guys say it's great
living like they're phonies
half-men, they've just not taken shape
we are not the man we're dreaming...of

know that i am not a man
at sixteen, a head-beating grew from a car-crash
do you feel you're gay? pardon me for speaking,
but gays have yearnings like an injured brain
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