on a notepad file, songideas.txt, i wrote this line:
sometimes a fantasy (about gay chat rooms and next day not caring)

ooh, i didn't wanna do it, cuz my lust's baloney
ooh, i chatted to meet up with the mister who was right
i know i'm always hard, trying to make love to pillows
oh, i only needed stimulation...
don't try to phone me after masturbation

it's just a fantasy, don't want a meeting
a cyber-fantasy, born out of pc
don't buy this fantasy as something real

when am i gonna take control, cuz i know that i am joking
why do i always seem to think that every mister is my guy
i told nearly a hundred lies, man won't realize that i'm a dickhead
i don't want my speech to sound too passive
don't i know if i want actu'l passion?

it's just a fantasy, don't want a meeting
a cyber-fantasy, born out of pc
don't buy this fantasy as something real

sure, it would be better if i had a queer to bone me
be better, baby, don't deceive me through our sex, that's mean
i'm sure there's many times i'd want my king to be my best friend
so i'm afraid to lay at first, though us'lly
any guy i want for friends can use me

it's just a fantasy, don't want a meeting
a cyber-fantasy, born out of pc
don't buy this fantasy as something real
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