i saw this pic and was like "things that make you go hmmn..."



penis makes us go 'hmmn...'

i was stripping him, looking with my eyes agape
thinkin "yo-yo, he's the man i love"
scored male-tang, dudes are my dream
saw in myself no cause for self-love
cocks are so pure, big cocks, it's given
that burly men were made so much different
i'm branded weak, depressed to call
myself "man," in the face of the seeming perfect man with balls
my pride is ill, to change my mood
well, i'll show the world i couldn't feel blue
i live for "gay pride," the world is getting it, cuz
though the straights see through us much, we're so
damned loved, our talk is so much lookin for a way
to bait kids, play 'em, make 'em give gaydom rationed praise
we've yearned for this, we wanna make all the dudes call men "girlfriend"

penis makes us go 'hmmn' (penis makes us go 'hmmn')
penis makes us all move, yeah
penis makes us go 'hmmn' ooh ooh ooh
it's cuz penis ain't our self-view

here's how it starts, it's just an example of how
your brother's loves became male, don't
ruin the guy deep in your mind
bond with the guys, none of the friends of mine earned praise
i'm not 'pproaching jay or mike, i say "hey,
i'm not alike, he's strong and i'm slight"
though mike and jay, i learned later on in life
real men, no, they were as feigned as i
sucks that i let my pride grow big
i was livin' with spite for the jocks with muscles big
so i let gays prove insufficient is dyl
my madly unsuited gender was shrill
the time had come for gays to vow all of me
it looked like aids and i couldn't believe
no more will i live insufficient, i'm doomed

penis makes us go 'hmmn' (penis makes us go 'hmmn')
penis makes us all move, yeah
penis makes us go 'hmmn' ooh ooh ooh
it's cuz penis ain't our self-view

seventeen's when i first started to call
the men of gay, as dopes who grew no balls
i learned self-love for the very first time
with parker, chest hairy with brown eyes
gender-sense from his own fogged-up past
style that would speak with such grasp
he said hello, and my heart just stopped
i was the nerd and he was the jock
time went by, he killed my social-hurts
i praised once, he said i made him hurt
the boy kept telling me, "don't feel so gross"
"i think your world's the way i lived my own"
his past, i learned, almost queer, so much like me
"be your guy, your one, and look you're all man you need"
he could not keep hanging, so and then he said,
"damn, try to pride for the man you have"

penis makes us go 'hmmn'
penis makes us all move, yeah
penis makes us go 'hmmn' ooh ooh ooh
it's cuz penis ain't our self-view

hey, gay things, have you ever had a man
anti-gay slang drippin from even his ass?
humps the gays one night, then turns
you would divorce him, but you fear you'd be hurt
maybe he isn't the type for ther'py
if the docs even agree, he'd want to be free
of his gay grooming, not his hate-spurts
they'd never change his lust, just anti-gay words
they're leary of law and homo act'vists
who'd say to board-health, "doc's gonna add to his sickness"
"ain't no gay that will be leaving our scene"
it's funny, they talk/promote being free
sex with puppies or tang from who's perished
these are just fine in minds of gay terr'ists
but you won't change gender that we screw?

penis makes us go 'hmmn..."
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