here's (yet another) Strongwoman satirization

time can never mend the hairless sister's lust for toughness
though she wants to try, 'stosterone is guys'
there's no comfort, womens' wombs...made to fertilize

could've gone better...

i feel so unsure as i face your aunts, i blame my own woman-scorn
i diffuse the lies of Strongwoman's pride
"strong as guys" and "correct" speech, i taunt on my website

i'm never gonna stand for it, dylan needs to mock "strong women"
though it's easy to pretend when 'strength's a point-of-view
could've gone better, your fam'ly and friends,
i hate to think that i'm a hindrance
so i'm never gonna chance it, man, i'll stay inside my room

time can never mend the hairless sister's lust for toughness
though she wants to try living like a guy
there's no comfort in the truths made on my website

i'm never gonna stand for this guilt men feel to pacify women
cuz she's barely compentent, her 'strength's a point-of-view
could've gone better if i never went
i hate to think that i'm a hindrance
so i'm never gonna chance it, man, i'll stay inside my room

never go outside much

when i diffuse esteem that's proud
i wish that she'd see through her doubt
maybe she cannot once say
her hurts are just'fication, being second-place

i shouldn't be so rude, but better
i should not be a grand offender
and no one wants a chance with me
love me

but i'm never gonna stand for it, dylan needs to mock "strong women"
though it's easy to pretend when 'strength's a point-of-view
could've gone better, your fam'ly and friends,
i hate to think that i'm a hindrance
so i'm never gonna chance it, man, i'll stay inside my room

now that i've gone, how life's a song
now life's a song, "strong woman" is wrong, so wrong
and i have to give her this scorn
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