if i do 25 presses of 160 on each leg at once, why isn't my butt all muscle?

he works hard for his butt-cheeks
so hard for his heiney
he gets hard for the butt-cheeks
but they're never seen as tight

oh, stressing legs with one-third a grand,
he wonders why he is just vibrating, for
the weaker seem to have tighter cheeks
"why," he says, and then mounts his hand
and he's mating with his dell
men are looking real fit, he
'sturbates and yearns for mens' health

he works hard for his butt-cheeks
so hard for his heiney
he gets hard for the butt-cheeks
but they're never seen as tight

thirty-five years have come and gone
while he'd dream of strong tight cheeks
and to once become it, he'd really freak to be a man
he is mascu-lite and a boring lay
his little butt-cheeks won't not vibrate
but he works them all, someone please just trade him your ass

he works hard for his butt-cheeks
so hard for his heiney
he gets hard for the butt-cheeks
but they're never seen as tight

he's all fully grown, he has no man-thighs
he's all fully grown, he needs his ass tight
he'll never speak proudly much until
soft-butt is harder still
he works haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
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