what was it, two weeks he was in office before the nobel committee had to make their decision?

where's my prize, make me a noble man
cuz i am not praised, all the voters feel fooled
feign my sub...stance and don't ask what i've done
just whore me around til everybody approves

i don't really need their trust, everyone's rural
i don't wanna have to go where there's no hard-left
i been holding back as prez, the wrath felt inside
i can't earn the nobel, just give me the prize

don't make them know i'm a dork,i don't wanna show my true form
make me a charming black male, must i just pat my own head
don't start a-hating me, i've done nothing, nothing, nothing
but my polls need moved

truth needs moved right to the hard-left wing
i'll breakdown, transform what it says, what it does
i will be viewed someone who's noble and true
with america's demise, oh, how i will dictate truth

i don't really need their trust, everyone's rural
i just wanna carve an O, there on mount rushmore
i been holding back as prez, blacks' wrath and blacks' spite
i can threaten nobel so i'll get the prize

i'll be so remembered forever

don't make them know i'm a dork,i don't wanna show my true form
make me a charming black male, must i just pat my own head
don't start a-hating me, i've done nothing, nothing, nothiiiiing

i am your hope and your lord, the forefathers won't be unscorned
hey, i'll disarm old amer - ica, laugh at what entails
don't be ashamed of me, don't talk with hate of me
don't you dare, or i'll make you bleed
i've done nothing, nothing, nothing,
that's the nobel truth
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