i remember thinking, "help, i need a hottie," in ridicule of the guys online - night after night - cruising for sex.

help! i need somebody
help! i'll take any hottie
help! you know i need to cum! help!

when i was younger, so much lust it came my way
i never needed any online help for getting laid
but now those days are gone, no hotties ever yearn
i must cry for gays online to open up for sperm

help me kiss a man, i need to now
it won't do to masturbate, i'd feel cast out
help me get my ego feeling sound
won't you please, please hump me?

i've found the strife i face in oh-so many gays
our independence seems to vanish with no play
our sex has power and it makes us feel secure
we know that it's just genes, humans need sex forevermore

help me kiss a man, i need to now
it won't do to masturbate, i'd feel cast out
help me get my ego feeling sound
won't you please, please hump me?

when i was younger, so much lust it came my way
i'd never see it any problem, sex was fucking great
but now, these days my schlong has not the health once earned
now i find that aids from guys has broken up my world
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