in Strongwoman we trust

look at this face, i don't want fear a-showin'
look at my pride, like a homo, i will hoax it
i can't lift much, but i know i am strong
just let me be, can't you see i'm toned?

look at those guys, the men they seem so statured
look at their means, the beaters - not the battered
i can't lift much, but i know i am strong
just let me be, can't you see i'm toned?

so many questions still left unanswered
how tough is beverly, in truth?
women can seem so fear-free
sometimes they seem so needy
the only thing they'll ever want
to be like dudes

look at woman, so stressed, self-condemnation
look at her soul, she's hurting for mens' strength, and
she can't lift much, but we know she is strong
don't ask to see, just believe the hoax
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