i want to send this song to the policeman who gave me a ticket this summer:

some cops frisk me, some cops bug me
i think one is grea-ate
since he don't even call my cell, it's time to walk away-ay
hate to beg, i hate to plead, i hate to feel unliked
i'm just a boy with emotions frantic ever since july

but he is living in a policey-man's world
and i am a delirious nerd
you know that i am living in my delirious world
and i've a crush just like a schoolgirl

some cops spoke bad, some cops so mad
that's just like police
if they can raise my interest, then i'm apt to send them things
some cops pry and some keep quiet, and i don't get so crazed
the only cop who made impressions, made emotions rave

but he is living in a policey-man's world
and i am a delirious nerd
you know that i am living in my delirious world
and i've a crush just like a schoolgirl

living in a policey-man's world
and i am a delirious nerd
you know that i am living in my delirious world
and i've a crush just like a schoolgirl

cops may come and cops may go,
and that's just how it be
if he can hint or wave or whisper loud, i'll answer each

but all day long, he's living in a policey-man's world
and i am a delirious nerd
i know that he is living in a policey-man's world
no time to be a buddy, fer sure
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