i guess this one just hit me, but i know i heard glenn beck raving about "more than a woman" on his radio show a couple days ago.

ooh, girls i know their envy well,
i've seen my low self-image made
i never really could lift for-
ty pounds like jake or seth or ray

once i'd compensate with spite
rise above my inner feuds
i'd want to jerk to fantasize
just tryin to feel as bold as dudes

here in my thoughts i found i'm much alike
i know females' unhappiness
and if we're bruised about our weakness, we'll lie
we'll say we're strong to feel we're brazen
we can't justify
we can talk forever just to give us feigned-up pride

scorning Strongwoman
scorning Strongwoman, indeed
scorning Strongwoman
scorning Strongwoman, that's me

there are stories, old and new,
of females being tough and brute, not meek
but i don't see dumbells of fifty
she just seems unwell

lamenting's what females do
thinking 'bout those heros, men
who've grown to lift a thousand, fe-
males balk at luck of Strongwoman

seems that the only way that she gets pride
just is to boast of strength she holds
cuz she is bruised just cuz guys show she's a lie
she'll say she's strong to feel she's brazen
she can't justify
she can talk forever just to give the feigned-up pride

scorning Strongwoman
scorning Strongwoman, indeed
scorning Strongwoman
scorning Strongwoman, that's me
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