i was bitching out all the cars on the road this christmas season.

my name is grinch and i give nothing
this day's a bitch and nothin holy
i know it once was something 'bout
j. christ and the dawn of a religious vow

in the beginning, things were b.c.
then god in heaven made the a.d.
i am tryin to get ya'll men to think about
how life loves christmas, no christian vows
(i) liked it as a child and throughout my teens
i got snow-flurries and mater'al things

my name is grinch and i give nothing
this day's a bitch and nothin holy
learn it!

my name is grinch and i'm no puppet
when it's the last month, i'm apt to cus it
i know i might buck the world we live
it's not near right, the twenty-fifth
won't buy your bargains (cuz) the traffic-jams
give me psychi-otic brain-fits, i'm mad
pissed at what christmas has now become
once a year, i'm jewish like your wayward son
that's how to stop it if guilt arrives
just be a jew on twelve/twenty-five

my name is grinch and i give nothing
this day's a bitch and nothin holy
learn it!

my name is grinch, i don't wanna get things
cuz my greedy wants just cost too much green
the lust for christmas has passed, i'm old
i've made my place and i want nothin mo'
my greed will tell you that that's not all i'd say
if the cost of pool heat came to me today
i ain't saying i'm debtor, woo, don't better things rule?
and if i wanna reign supreme, i'd want an indoor pool

my name is grinch and i give nothing
my name is grinch for one day only
i do not love to shop in crowds,
if you want a dog or a bone, hear me out
this whole season's out, i don't need this town
they kicked jesus, jesus, jesus...out

ny name is grinch and i give nothing
this day's a bitch and nothin' holy
learn it

(i skipped the rap on the lp - pardon my french - cd, cuz it wasn't in the version released as a single.  and it's too damned long)
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