here's another one for Strongwoman

nothing strong, nothing bold
i was a-hunting for some muscle-tone and some self-esteem
i couldn't grow my ego, i know men have testosterone
girls are lagging

and now the women are strong, the tables are turned
never dudes seen as something less than the girls

i'm feelin good from my breasts to my womb
know what their role is, but i won't much be true
to myself, fuck life's point-of-view
i've got a new attitude
guys in control, it's surely untrue
just slight a broad and she'll press lawsuits
ooh ooh ooh ooh ohh
i've got a new attitude

i'm trading my blue dress for pants
brand-new idea, women passing the man, we say we do
it must have been the blue spite, blue votes
spawned change no sense can figure out,
but it's real overdue

but now with women as strong and able as john
sense is truth-gone-mad, just to get women off

i'm feelin good from my breasts to my womb
know what their role is, but i won't much be true
to myself, fuck life's point-of-view
i've got a new attitude
guys in control, it's surely untrue
just slight a broad and she'll press lawsuits
ooh ooh ooh ooh ohh
i've got a new attitude

i've got a new attitude
everything about me has changed
ladies they ain't the same
we've got a new attitude
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