i wrote an "i have nothing" parody earlier today, and when i saw that the previous one that i wrote in maryland was nowhere to be found, i took its "i'm not fucking" title and made this one.

where's my life taken me, much seems damn
unlike all the gays, all the lovers i knew
gay-type love, i'm ever slapped by so much
that all i can heart is anything that's not nude

i may really need to look at any hard-on
i may wanna really know hair in his armpits
i've been holding back again my passion for guys
i can't love all my self if i'm compromised

so i am boned with gay porn
i don't mind to jerk it, that's norm
gays in my life, i don't care
lust, i won't have it with males
no male-discovery
i'm not fucking, fucking, fuckiiiiing
keep your clothes on, dude

i see through my q-type fantasies
from great heavy balls to the strength of firm butts
i always knew why i was boning the dudes
i'd get merry when the guys show what i am is approved

i don't really need a book, learn why i hard-on
i so wanna have and hold, what i'm not part of
i know they're opposite-attractions, the guys
i can't love for myself, i know better guys

self-love ain't a debtor of gender

don't take that tone, make me scorned
why's two-timing hurtful to your
baby who hearts you, she's scared
your satisfaction's impaired
"don't go away," she pleads,
"i have nothing, nothing, nothiiiiiiiing"

so i am boned with gay porn
i don't mind to jerk it, that's norm
gays in my life, i don't care
lust, i won't have it with males
no male-discovery, don't feel ashamed for me
i won't dare walk away from me
i'm not fucking, fucking, fuckiiiiing
keep your clothes on, dude

dude...

cuz i don't go 'hmmn...'

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