i hear aretha franklin singing this song, but i guess it is natalie cole's version i hear.

well now, you may think i'm racist
for the racist things i spew
you may wonder how can i love dudes
when respect for q nerds, i don't do
to ladies, my show is ugly
there ain't no secret 'bout that
well, come on over here and touch me
baby, i'll spill the facts
cuz, honey, i ain't so ugly
cuz, baby, i raise hell for a laugh

i love to fuck your thinks, democrats
bust all elite minds because they lack all respect for me
say it just once more, deem me out-of-pride
heckle cuz i stay in on a saturday night
funny rhymes i mutter as i'm doing things to bash
all your thinks, democrats, we all can bash

well now, gays rewrite the bible
the nation calls the women strong
there's always someone depressed here
somebody into screwing with the truth til it's wrong
cuz they're tempted to be bigger
and they're tempted to be bold
and they're tempted by the devil that eve did surely know
and then eve tempted adam with an apple
to mask their knowing no facts

cuz this is how they think, democrats
cover'n what's weak, lying cuz they lack
an impressive being,
"make me self-assured, see the truth as lies"
men, they have the muscle
without het'ros we'd die
just to rise above all of the truths that say we lack
give us lip-service, jack, instead of crack

now, some folks say we're two-bit
prove ourselves like mad
some folks say we've lost growth
as if we ever had
our self-lovin' egos we're so fond of,
yeah, ridic'lous as our new-wave views,
say that there's only one think
that succeeds, it's our group's
every way, we will throw and what sticks
honey, we will make it power-grab

and have a party with the pink fems and fags
cover'n what's weak, lying cuz we lack
an impressive being,
"make me self-assured, see the truth as lies"
men, they have the muscle
without het'ros we'd die
just to rise above all of the truths that say we lack
give us lip-service, jack, instead of crack
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