um...i guess i - yeah, i was looking at a big strong man on dudesnude.com, and thought "masculinity," i guess...and that reminded me of "positivity" by prince.

masculinity? YES?
have you had a hung guy today?
masculinity? YES?
do me, i'm so jealous of you and your man-ways

is that a good man, strong and round butt-cheeks
sweet as honey, what a man, yes that's a good man
why do i want him? given he's the opp'site of me,
could you take a guess why i want him?

masculinity? YES?
have you ever loved guys this way?
masculinity? YES?
do me, i so relish in you and 'real man's ways

yes, that's all i know, males leave me dumb-dumb
some will not grasp the view (cannot grasp a dude's)
can't you see right, do you feel like much
a dude when near the alpha-dudes?

masculinity? YES?
has a man made lust-eyes your way?
masculinity? YES?
could you ever relish in dudes or give them praise?

na na na na na na, no no
masculinity? YES?
na na na na na na, no no

can a boy who gawks at and drools
and thirsts for penis, change?
answer the nude guy confident
when he's asked to turn away?
who is gay when he's got no shame take-hold
and all he's got is the sense to know
that a guy's a guy, no sense to see a man explained
sense to dream of man and spray

masculinity? YES?
has a man made lust-eyes your way?
masculinity? YES?
could you ever relish in dudes or give them praise?

masculinity? YES?
has a man made lust-eyes your way?
masculinity? YES?
could you ever relish in dudes or give them praise?

wave your hands for masculinity, ya'll
for the boys, it's all the world
you will be soon, kings to the girls
shall we all sing together?

in every man's life there will be a hang-up
the world they will try to slow you down
don't hump with the guys, you'll slight your manliness
you'll soon be dressing in gowns
give in if you want to, be gender-crossed
you'll be transgendered and still be lost

read elite magazines, know you won't
be the best of men, cuz they'll scam your cock
you'll wanna strip the better man, stick his tight ass
with your big guy, ah
humpin' men, you'll be in bed with better-type guys
and you will slight guys and pride
you'll feel like scorned-man who's all for
screwing a tall man when he's short

don't kiss the beast
love means god who breeds peace and self-esteem
love, be all you'd be, be no man-in-need
i said, hold on to your goals, you've got to attain and grow

don't kiss the beast, be superior to queers

hold on to your goals, ya'll all sing!
hold on to your goals
you've got to attain and grow
hold on to your soul
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