"i knew i was gay when i was four, i was born this way and i make fun of straights who were gay once" - i heard this while watching tv, which i do more of now, since i do not like to read anymore.

(i knew i loved to read when i was four - mom taught me to read very early)

(i also knew i hated, and i stress "HATED," malt-flavored candy at a young age, but somehow i've acquired a taste for it over the years)

(i also knew i felt secure, sucking my thumb every night of my life until june 24, 1990, the day of my brain-injury.  the desire i had was all in my mind.  where else would desire be felt?)
some things that bring us psyched minds
may come/leave like friends i've made
cuz things don't sound the same, none have to stay
i longed to stay, i vowed "my world," but
seasons change

"i'm queer now and forever,"
it seems like bull-headedness
your "pride" sees self-berates if your gay don't stay
you deem "depressed" the queers gone straight, but
seasons change

(i want you) the wants i feel come from my mind
(i need you) don't you know why people break-up?

seasons change, feelings change
i feel such awe around dudes,
but in bed i'm out-of-place
seasons change, people change
i fantasized of armpits,
what i had would self-berate

forever seen mens' arms of strength
but my self-love said i'm made so weak, i'd compensate
feel no inner-strength, so jim i'd blow to compensate
but seasons change

(i'd want you) i'd want my weiner justified
(i'd need you) i'd want to have males okay me

seasons change, feelings change
i feel such awe around dudes,
but in bed i'm out-of-place
seasons change, people change
i'll fantasize of armpits, just to keep my distance safe
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