this is my #1 hobby

you're under my spell again, boy, i'm fucking your "pride"
it is just my way to buck what is nothing but lies
i'm trying to make you doubt your heart
your "pride" is often a ruse to try being better than you are
i have to pluck (fags' self-love) out from the root

shake your pride, i just must shake your pride
shake your pride, i just love shaking pride
shake your pride, i just must shake your pride
shake your pride, i just love shaking pride

do you know why you stop and stare and smile when guys walk by?
and how you call self-love "gay pride," your man is a whole nother guy
if i never had a homo's life, well, maybe i would be blind
maybe i know your "pride" is stealth, and you should see (two or three)
doctors of mind

shake your pride, i just must shake your pride
shake your pride, i just love shaking pride
shake your pride, i just must shake your pride
shake your pride, i just love shaking pride

oh, i know what you're thinking, i see it in your eyes
you want to feel the love of other guys
you're no man, i cannot blame you
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