i need behavior-modification, said my mom, i told her to stop trying to mold me.

one night, not long ago, i read how you'd move me to suit your mold
you were stuck in the past, mothering youth, you said i need a dad
that's b'loney, though i know i had the need
til i had been age twenty-three
i know you think you oughtta interfere
and get my life in-line to that which you've foreseen

my name is not gumby
i'm not made of clay, so if you can't see that
then be on your way
don't wanna be your toy gumby
cuz i'm nothing but me, so show some respect to the son you've conceived
my name is not gumby

tonight, you said to me, "you are lonely, i sure can feel your pain"
then your words said beha..vior mod'fica..tion would be saving grace
that's b'loney, don't you know it don't compute
my heart would rust, i'd be not me
i know you think my thoughts aren't fully grown
just let my life be mine - say goodbye to me, for

my name is not gumby
i'm not made of clay, so if you can't see that
then be on your way
don't wanna be your toy gumby
cuz i'm nothing but me, so show some respect to the son you've conceived
my name is not gumby

i never wanna be deforming cuz you want the son of your dreams
i know you might deform me, you would call a dude for ther'py
i'm never gonna let you win
a damn shame, i'm not your slave
well, anyway...
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