things that make you go "ew!"

there was a time i'd lust everything from nuts round to his butt
for endowed meat, i was freaking like a brownie-nosed kiss-up
i'd breathe and smell you, now you're like myself, from sweat to dung i've made
but in the moonlight, you're so fine - i can't think you are the same

and i can't get laid
cuz it's something about the way you'd smell inside, takes int'rest away
it slaps me and my head will doubt my seeing eyes
and i can't get high
cuz it's something about the way you'd smell inside, keeps my sex self-made
the way you smell inside

with a smile, you would just see my being come unarmed
in all honesty, your being and mine both aren't very hot

and i can't get laid
cuz it's something about the way you'd smell inside, makes your sex be lame
if i breathe in, i'm vexed, and now i've seen the light
cuz i can't get high
when it's something about your way i see in mine, praise will get unmade
the way you smell inside
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