i swear, i wear short-shorts and wrestling singlets and other skimpy clothing to satirize girls.
i may look like i'm whoring around for attention, but it's for my website if i am.

what would i have to do to get you to notice me too?
when my van goes by, bumper's a-picking at all of your lives
sporting my shirts made to slight all your games and flaunt my pride

i'm going crazy just to let you know
you'd be amazed at what's my cyber-show (oh baby)
if you're ever there, mind you, i poke and poke
this site provokes jerky knees

should i type a nasty note, send it out to the press from home
hateful scorn, ridicule got my mind a slave since when i 'ttended high school
hey, i love to pick at peoples' prides, anything to change their minds

i got a crazy fucked-up web, it jokes
about gays and power-hungry slights who're known (as ladies)
i've been put down and mocked enough to know
this site provokes jerky knees

sporting my shirts made to slight all your games and flaunt my pride
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check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now