i was swimming in my pool-in-a-greenhouse, and i guess this song was playing or it finished a bit beforehand.  i just sang "you're making me all too hard," right then, and i don't remember any forethought.

no, your dick it moves me, yes
no, got to play in gay armpits
you're shaming me with your bod
you're making me all too hard

why can't i be much like the jocks
i've known as ever-legit
they were never deemed as gay
every man's the same, they knew
their growth made them strong
and i never bred my own
i cannot change, dude, it's much too late

oh no, i'm still confused with men
oh no, i'm the same as i have been
you're making me call you "god,"
your nakedness makes me hard

there's always a reason for gay 'ttraction
real men are better, diff'rent from my own, cuz they
they just seem like gnarly art,
and they're making me all too hard

out of the dark, all of these years,
no doubt, i'm coming around
gay love was there, i've grown out
and i know i'm now my own beau

my growth made me strong
and i'll ever get along
but i'd still sniff dudes
i keep it to myself

oh no, i'm still confused with men
oh no, i'm the same as i have been
you're making me call you "god,"
your nakedness makes me hard

oh no, your dick it moves me, yes
oh no, got to play in gay armpits
you're shaming me with your bod
you're making me all too hard
you're making me fall too hard
your nakedness makes me hard
you're making me call you "god"
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