though it's practiced regularly, i actually just started laying on the gas pedal while in park...
but i also plant trees too close together and months later rip them out, because they are dying.
and i use, at one time, way too much aerosol hair spray and deodorant in public.
i leave the sink water running after fast-food potty-time.

how could i forget the 10-15 cfl bulbs i leave on all night inside and outside of my house?

i've got a picture of green-type fools
they wrote earth-love rules, i wrote "fuck you"
i read their pamphlets and the opposite i do
for winter's comfort, no gas turned down
spend time buck-naked, i warm my house
i often live to press gas pedal parked downtown

i've got their number, i've got their number
i like to give a "fuck you," damn them all'ta hell
they want a doctor to change my thinker
so i will see their views not insane but swell
i've got them burning up, they turn around
they're turned right off to learn about

my burning gasoline, i'm really turning off the greens
i really think so
burning gasoline, i'm really turning off the greens
i really think so

i've got a picture, i've got their number
i psyche to give a "fuck you," damn them all'ta hell
i got a doctor, he said my thinker
is kind of beautiful, the way i raise hell
i've got them burning up, they turn around
they're turned right off to learn about

my burning gasoline, i'm really turning off the greens
i really think so
burning gasoline, i'm really turning off the greens
i really think so

don't tell me no, your mind's your business
your fun's my sin, so do not fuck your own heart
everyone around me's saying "no, don't waste, sir"
everyone around me says "fuck morals, hate hurts"
everyone

that's why i'm burning gasoline, i'm really pointing out in greens
i'm seeing hitler
as i am burning gasoline, it's done to point out how the greens
are really hitler
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