"how i loved to experience the width of his giant manhood keeping my tiny fingertips from ever meeting my thumb" (wouldn't i make a good romance novel writer - this one's for the man at bally's every sunday, who always told me to wake him before i left the sauna, if i saw he was asleep...and i always did both)

what's got me so touchy?
why do i sit still when
the mantasy seems wanting lunchmeat
i dream of men whose chest's like mcmahon's

(editor's note: that's julian, in charmed days)

and i hide my love with nonchalance
don't want no shame if you'd never want
once loved a man who pushed me to the floor
what is going on in that head of yours?

unskinny cock, i'd blow it today
unskinny cock-top, so fleshy-made
unskinny hot hot cock-top, please just say okay
unskinny cock, fucking manly-grade

i look to see you're slumb'ring
buff sights damn entrance me, won't show praise
i got too many demons stunting
and i just can't utter words til you say yeah yeah

(editor's note: jackie burkheart's defense-mechanism is saying "i love you" only when she knows it's mutual)

and i hide my love with nonchalance
don't want no shame if you'd never want
once loved a man who pushed me to the floor
what is going on in that head of yours?

unskinny cock, i'd blow it today
unskinny cock-top, so fleshy-made
unskinny hot hot cock-top, please just say okay
unskinny cock, fucking manly-grade

i'm sayin my lust will do ya
but that ain't nothin, it goes away
though humping the mattress don't suit ya
well, i'm fine with dudes staying out of my gay
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