what do you say

this one was inspired by the hottie at the starbucks licking the side of his mouth in my direction, and my inability to initiate relevant (or any) conversation as he did to me a few minutes before.

stuck at a red light of mind, when he wants good porn
i'd love to have him, but ignored tongue-sex for sure
in my mind, i've dreamed to lay someone this fast
hardly talking is my downfall, but how do you ask?

so what do you say in a moment like this
when you can't find the words to tell him you like dick
i bite my tongue and run real hard far away
sex is doubtful here, oh, what do you say?

seventeen, i'm frozen in doubt, in my head
and i still think i'm not that charming,
cause for esteem ain't proven yet
i prob'ly won't be boning til my balls start getting tough
i'm just crying to be touched, yes, but i can't speak up

cuz what do you say in a moment like this
when you can't find the words to tell him you like dick
i bite my tongue and run real hard far away
sex is doubtful here, oh, what do you say?

sometimes i wanna rise above my silence
just give myself a little time to drink

the smell of sex, my finger in his ass
these gay things meant to keep me all from being bad
i love my home, i'm tired of boning gods
they look at me and say, "you're odd, you're so odd"

what do you say when you don't want his dick
when you can't find the words to make it relative
i bite my tongue and run real hard far away
sex is doubtful here, oh, what do you say?
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