i was at kinko's one day, printing out some more of my bumper stickers, when this lady says "i like your shirt" to me.  i thanked her and she kept talking to me, so i improvised with latent social skills.

when i was taping them to my car, she pulls up and we start talking again.  she thought i was angry, and pointed out my sticker that said "please put women in their place" that had a banana on each side of the sticker.  "do you mean that," she asked, and i just giggled proudly and said "no, it's just funny".  by this time, i was doubting her intentions.  i told her of when my mom said i'm lonely and i hate myself, then she says something about pope john paul's movie.  i had no idea what she was talking about, she seemed as clueless, because she couldn't even get his name right.  she said that he said something about how you can fight all day but love is what matters.  or something like that.

it does not get me off to be nicey-nicey in my musings, so here's my parody of tina turner's "what's love got to do with it".

you must understand that to fuck with your stance
makes my pulse react
and i know it's my skill, to toy with the world
and the democrats
it's dylan's world, always satire
in my mind, i adore god, and demons i'll slap

what's love got to do, got to do with it?
fuck love, when the left is as atrocious
what's love got to do, got to do with it?
who needs to start flaunting heart when they're no friends

it may seem to you i'm an asshole to spew
what i've grown to see
way back when i looked dazed, i said it was hate
when they taunted me
that's how gay whores live, just to save image
and however i'd feel then, i'd prove i'm not meek

what's love got to do, got to do with it?
fuck love, when gay-bashing's as atrocious
what's love got to do, got to do with it?
who needs to start flaunting heart when they're no friends

i've been shaping up my dude forever
and i have to thank
all my thinking and all my condescension
it scared out of me, my gay

what's love got to do, got to do with it?
fuck love, when you need to be atrocious
what's love got to do, got to do with it?
who needs to start flaunting love and acceptence?
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