were you ever obsessed with someone so much, that they'd take precedence over your life and you'd do anything for them...rather, everything? even if they lived 40 miles away?

did you ever ask for and accept money, a car, an suv, or even just a bank card from someone who didn't know any better, just to maintain your "superhero" status in the eyes of your obsession? would you ever ask someone else to pay your rent or cable bill, so you and your obsession could live together for a few months?

no, i can't do much this evening, because nate is truly needing
he's the best, he's just the greatest i have known
he's like my child cuz he can't drive so i'm chauffer
yet, he's old

no, i can't forget tomorrow, and i'll wake him for the doctor's
then it's back to jail unless he gets to court
and how i'm always there to mind his life, fo' sho'
he's fully-grown

he can't live if living is without me
he can't live, so i'm giving my all
he can't live if living is without me
he can't live, so i'm giving my all

no, i can't do much this weekend, cuz i'm taking him to cleveland
where we'll live just cuz my nathan wants to go
he's all my child, cuz he relies fo'evermo'
like he's four

can't live
if living is without him
i can't live
so i'll give evermore
can't live
if living is without me
he can't live
so i'm giving my all
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