"here i am to bullshit"
this is the story of my life

psyching your world, i'll step out with my bared flesh
no other guys dress like me
tube-tops from may until fall, like girls do
won't be denied, i dare you

here i am to bullshit
here i am to stand out
here i can complain if i am scoffed
it's altogether funny, every letter sent the
corporation's customer-care team

feel discrim'nation, my pride's been aborted
pour it on in letters, my blood
humbly begun on the first page, but later
all the love changes to scorn

here i am to bullshit
here i am to vow that
your discrimination scorned my heart
it's altogether funny, when the letter sent screams
"your respect of customers ain't seen"

you'll never know self-love i lost
i feel i've been hanged on a cross
you'll never know self-love i lost
i feel i'm dissed, it's all your fault

you'll never know self-love i lost
i'm bleeding, yes, it's hard to stop
you'll never know self-love i lost
i feel i've been hanged on a cross

here i am to bullshit
here i am to vow that
your discrimination scorned my heart
it's altogether funny, when the letter sent screams
"your respect of customers ain't seen"

it's wonderful to bleed
here i am to bullshit
i'll mock your customer-care team
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