i went to goodwill, or - as dolly parton sings - "the bargain store," i was looking for bargains and got a comforter for $15. i was walking, and i saw an african baby doll. i was thinking i could hang a noose around its neck and hang it out my car door. then, i realized it was the "islam is the light" doll that is - in the words of madonna - "causing a commotion". so, i bought it. i don't know what kind of naughty things i will do, to offend people with it. but, it'll be something like the noose idea.
did i forget to mention, my dogs are wary of walking under it when they want to get to their doggie door. islam is evil.