in the words of dolly parton, "they're all harper valley hypocrites". wasn't mention of cunninglus once frowned upon? cannibus, cunninglus, what's the difference, it's all for thrill. they're a bunch of finger-pointers, the people who look down on michael phelps.
this makes me want to buy a bong and feign smoking in public, as i do with my bubblegum cigarettes.