i was driving around the elite university area on may 12th, with half a tree inside the car and the other half outside.

most everything i hate is green,
and represented by a tree
the trees i've bought at home depot
are merely props for my ego
what do i do, i will tell you
just promise me you'll follow suit

i pull pruners from my pocket
i hold the tree and go snip-snip
the planter falls down to the ground
i pick it up and throw it out

well, now i have a dying tree
that i so want the world to see
so i slam my car door on it
hung halfway out and halfway in
we drive through lib'ral neighborhoods
the universities are good
i get the finger from the libs
they hug their trees, but i've killed six

and this is how i spend my time
i trample on their elite prides

and this is how i spend my time
i trample on their elite prides

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