today is june 15th, your homey's birthday.  i have been using an edge shaving gel can and an actual giant dildo, and my ass is loooooose.  when i poop, sometimes i wipe and nothing is there to wipe - or i wipe and wipe again and nothing's there.

loose assholes make for quick and easy wiping, daniel-son.

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