here is an ode to the summer i started my website. i was living in frederick maryland with someone i met at the baltimore rest stop - i was 24 and he was 34. we didn't do anything sexual except for the night we met at the rest stop, i got a motel and i am not sure what we did there...but i told him my situation of having flown to baltimore from nashville to meet someone i talked to online. he was going to his parents' for the weekend, i guess, and i had no place to go. so i went to the rest stop - i guess i appeared lost, and marc, a good christian (with rest-stop slip-ups) offered a place to live.

anyway, i moved in around september or october of 1998, and by 1999 (after an obsession with jagged little pill back in nashville), i registered my domain (www.jaggedlittledyl.com) around january 1999. i had the idea for my own website since before the "retard home" in nashville, i stayed in huntsville while they were getting everything ready for me - and i made a domain name out of my name and registered it. nothing was done with that domain.

the first song parody was "if it makes you happy," done in mid-may - i don't think i did much with the website before that, but the "since the summer of pie" on the opening of this website may be a week or so off. with summer beginning around the 21st, and all.

don't worry, i won't hurt you - i only want you to be bashed for fun

i was feeling when i wrote it, forgive me if it won't not hate
but it'd been growing and forming like a dawn to anticipate
my mind was so learning there were people fucking for their heads
trying to fuck to feel like something cool, so i'd give a little web

a may day, two-thousand's nearly here, oh, bought the domain in wintertime
so one night i started mocking libs, may 1999

i was feeling when i wrote it, so sue me if it don't like fags
my site is kinda naughty and tawdry, one has to laugh
(my) world was all about lust, my mind said to get a life
so with my god in mind, i started dissing who's a-marching for pride
(yeah...way fake)

two-thousand's nearly here, oh, bought the domain in wintertime
so one night i started mocking libs, may 1999...yeah, yeah

hey, lemme tell you something...
if you're living for a party, don't bother knocking on god's door
i watch gay-priders say "adopt it, i hate the intentions - the lord"
"everybody with a schlong, free your old mind and be gay"
but see, free minds never happen, it's "man for guy" always
(it's same-same)

two-thousand's nearly here, oh, bought the domain in wintertime
so one night i started mocking libs, may 1999...yeah, yeah
(gave a change-of-mind)
two-thousand's nearly here, oh, bought the domain in wintertime
so one night i started mocking libs, may 1999

alright, 1999 - they made it, american pie
ooh, i would write my site...ooh, 1999
my cock, my cock gave me stuff to write

two-thousand's nearly here, oh, bought the domain in wintertime
so one night i started mocking libs, may 1999

1999 - oh, my cyber-show
1999 - oh, my cyber-show
1999 - i would, all night, get with gays
1999 gave a change of mind, it'd have me see my compensates

listen to what i'm trying to say...
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