i'm addicted to me, there i said it. i think i probably learned "schlub" from the nanny. oh, and "shpeel". you should hear me yell, "miss fine!"

the lights stay on, i'm always home - i drive my car alone
my mom says i've gotta change, with other kids i must relate
i can't see a damn need to go out, weekendings
my dope's my life, no smoking weed, another hit is calling me

whoa, dudes like to think of me a loon or a schlub - oh, yeah
i'm closer to a dude who may be halfway in love
because i wanna have some day-trips with the dylan too much

i seem half-blind to what is real - a dunce to half, they diss my shpeel
my heart needs my inner-guy, another hit will make my life so fucking fine
i am amazed, oblivious to everything
if there's one adored dude through my life, it's yours tru(ly)

whoa, dudes like to think of me a loon or a schlub - oh, yeah
i'm closer to a dude who may be halfway in love
because i'm awfully a favorite of my inner-human (humun)

might as well face it, i'm addicted to me...

my lights stay on, i'm always home - i'm dyl and all alone
my mom says i need to find someone to kiss who's not canine

whoa, tonight i need a dog - no human to love, oh yeah
my boner's for the dudes, i'm gay and can't get out much
i know i'm gonna masturbate it, cuz i'm too busy to fuck

might as well face it, i'm addicted to me
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