i was holding my balls, thinking of meeting a hairy-chested specimen of manhood.  i must remove his clothes and dis-cover him so i can see him in the flesh.

men are a mystery, any one does get me boned
i feel dude's balls to gain 'dentity unknown

when dudes call my name, i'm psyched and feel so male
get down on my knees, i wanna make them care
with a grin, they'll shower me with their love-power
i'm psyched for males, it's separation's ails

"i'm queer by choice," says pride of gays conniving
"it's not my choice, it's in mom's loins," hear the violins
"i'm programmed by my god whose gayness formed me"
"out humping guys, my programmed mind cannot help it"

and i'm all to blame my likes on mom or dad
shut down 'spons'bil'ty, don't want the blame to have
spin the sin as our right, godly-empowered
we're psyched for males, my god ain't gay-impaired

like the priders, we live to scoff so rudely
religion's hold, the right, the bible - now we're banning
the christ, we'd bleed to end our own divers'ty
we're queer, we need our free-thinking, heck with heaven's

when dudes taunt the gays, we'd like them in a jail
or down on their knees, we wanna make them scared
when the christian scowls at our sin, we'll howl
our rights trump theirs' - so don't berate gay males

men are a mystery, any one does get me boned
i feel dude's balls to gain 'dentity unknown

just psyched for males, it's separation's ails
we eye the mystery in masculinity
just like the she, we're all just half-manly
just psyched for males - i'm moist, my voids will ache for males
my voids will ache for males, like females
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