my new 1996 explorer (new to me) doesn't shift gears quickly. sometimes, i have to press on the gas for it to shift when i want. i guess i have to get used to it, it is a great car with shift on-the-fly corn meal drive and push-button locks and lots of room and electronic windows and doors and stuff.

i know showy-ness has never been expressed, my rides
were beaten by time, years gone past
people pay like crazy and indebt their lives
living to charge through the banks
and how they want their rides to say they're big elites
i brand them too proud for the rest
don't care what the symbol says about my being
when i'm at the steering wheel

i don't care who makes cars,
where they're from, young/ancient
as long as they're running
roomy fords, acuras,
don't care much 'bout this
as long as they're running

any little thing that moves is good enough
being i feel secur'ty
doesn't really matter cuz the cost ain't much
the "beater" is meant for me

i don't care who makes cars,
where they're from, young/ancient
as long as they're running
roomy fords, acuras,
don't care much 'bout this
as long as they're running

i like to drive in old crap cuz i know
that they're meant to blow
and i've bushwhacked all my rides
young/ancient or where your bumper's from
i don't care, as long as you're running baby
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