first, i spilled soda in my open computer - i ordered a new one and had to send it back for another.  then, i downloaded ie7 and saw that it made every linik that sent a page to another frame, open that page in a new window - and so the script i had in each page made the frameset recreate around the new window, and made the alert box boom.  which probably annoyed people away from my site.

RIGHT HERE is the letter i sent to lawyers and gay-rights groups, asking about suing microsoft for doing this to me.

it's something to mourn for, i spilled tang there
in my gateway, shucks
now buy one mo' there online and start new
i received, plugged in, soon was mopey
hate to return things, mail is so damned slow
i need computers, boy, keeps me at home

the only one here, i get my fun here
tongue-cheeking out stuff on the web
well, it's best with my dogs under covers on bed
i wasn't well, the only one here
i'm needing a home compuuuuuuter
and i'm mopey now, but i so know how
to get it back to good

it's so bleak now, my ie web
netscape was good, but now my website is bent
ie turned out framed-site defying rules
yes, i'm freaking out, i'm not knowing why
i learned it, yes, i've just been in my room
to figure out just what i gotta do

the only one here may get no fun here,
he's screwed with new ie rules
and it's best if he's locked in, will knowledge commence?
and i wasn't well, the only one here
i'm proving myself a loon
but i got it now, i don't know just how
i got it back to good

everyone here is wondering how and why
ie will fuck-up my web
and everyone here's in-shame, yeah
everyone here is wrought-up by the questions on the brain
yeah, well everyone here cries, way ashamed
he is looking and cries cuz it's lame, it's been raped
and it's awful now, yeah cuz he don't know how
to get it back to good

the only one here, i got my fun here
tongue-cheeking out stuff on the web
and it's best with my dogs under covers on bed
see, i wasn't well now, cuz everything's queer
ie has gone, changed the rules

it'd be over now if i'd so not found
why frames broke on out
and i'm getting back to good
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