"i was BORN for a career in the u.s. coast guard," quoth Strongwoman on the talk-radio station. "it may be hard, but it's something i was born to do".

(downtown julie brown used to refer to jon bon jovi as jon "BUNS!" jovi.

dainty bi...ceps, a thirst for strength
she knows her job in the milit'ry
bleeds of something that panders to name
armed cunts "our guys"

promote girls, speak of girly-might
it don't mean nothing, any "equal rights"
she's got something in between her thighs
hardly war-like

her heart bleeds like her cunt - strong guys
get the testosterone and they're denied
and she's ever a sol...dier,
there's blood and it flows out vagine...

you were born to leak, my lady
though ladies might dismay to be no man
he's got nuts to prove her weakness
weakness 'stosterone won't ever grant
maybe god is chauvanistic
such a tell-tale cunt on the womban
my lady, you were born to feed a baby
and lady, you were made to need tampax

fight the man, you know he won't complain
label the dude if his speech berates
it's a man who lays down for the babe
charmed guys want laid

so, go be bold - get a bang from life
muscle-up, lady, get in front of guys
it's cool when bitches wanna roll the dice
are girls war-like?

if her hands wanna fight all night
on the rag, she hates christ and most all life
but emotion won't bring to her body,
the strength of a guy

you were born to leak, my lady
though ladies might dismay to be no man
he's got nuts to prove her weakness
weakness 'stosterone won't ever grant
maybe god is chauvanistic
such a tell-tale cunt on the womban
my lady, you were born to feed a baby
and lady, you were made to need tampax

her heart bleeds like her cunt - strong guys
get the testosterone and they're denied
and she's ever a sol...dier,
there's blood and it flows out vagine...

cuz you were born to leak, my lady...
SONG PARODY 1999-2001   2004   2005   2006   2007   2008   2009   2010   2011   2012   2013   2014   2015

check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now