i was listening to the tv, a commercial came on: "have your credit card handy when you call," so here's wham's "credit card baby".

you'll spend that cool money, the more you'll give is good
you'll get what you need, you see, i'll make you buy something else too
you bought it, i connived and i pulled away sixty-six ninety-five
i could've done better - i know, i know
cuz how i am in your pockets every time your impulse-buy

people seem to hoard money
(but they don't know how my mind drives fools)
i guess they think that they can trust my smile
(adoring fools spend any money)

you should have your credit card handy
don't keep your ten hot fingers pocketing your savings
all i know is money, please keep spending what you want
and more when i will speak

no matter how you try, i'm not leaving with no money made
do you think i'm able?
all i know is just money, and just that i'm cool
when you will spend much more than what you've been saving

don't tell me you've nothing - cuz i know it's christmas, dude
don't tell me you need your money - sure, your home's big with indoor pool
i've seen your golden necklace, guy, of your things you just can't lie
and if you look to me, sonny, when shopping - place your hands into your pockets
give commission, pay for time

people seem to hoard money
(but they don't know how my mind drives fools)
i guess they think that they can trust my smile
(adoring fools spend any money)

you should have your credit card handy
don't keep your ten hot fingers pocketing your savings
all i know is money, please keep spending what you want
and more when i will speak

no matter how you try, i'm not leaving with no money made
do you think i'm able?
all i know is just money, and just that i'm cool
when you will spend much more than what you've been saving

these are the things that you've made with your wealth
you got amazing opportunities that they do not get
you've got, so pay half your wealth
and that's the way, it's just the socialist way

no matter how you try, i'm not leaving you with money saved
do you think i'm crazy?
all i know is what can be if the richer fools
send to the men who call on government
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