we've heard about "deadbeat dads," but how about all those "teen moms" who get pregnant and dependant on government. or, depregdant.

this song was popular when we were doing "the woodlot" project in biology class, lisa related the song to the group she and i "went out" with every weekend.

deadbeat mum - i guess this could also apply to mexicans, pregnant or not.
...and the 32 year-old working at the burger joint..

i was poor, a "have not," i'd spite your living
i could have a bunch with your job earning me some money
me and sean, kev or jay...or howard...
cici's born to a deadbeat mum

when you pay your tax, it's gonna buy me things
i'll dance at a party on thursday really late
i'll dance cuz no job-skills afford me equal pay
feed my babe

i'm a deadbeat mum (deadbeat mum)
i'm a welfare mum (deadbeat mum)
i have been "teen mum" (deadbeat mum)
i will get from gov

going out, cuz al affords my twenty-five cent beer
and a dude whose name's unannounced buys me chick-wings
i'm a smiiiilin' girl with your taaaaax money
childbirth's my choice, oh it's how your life lives mine

i'm a deadbeat mum (deadbeat mum)
i'm a welfare mum (deadbeat mum)
i have been "teen mum" (deadbeat mum)
i will get from gov

get me cash to party-down - i'm poor, your town provides
when i go with three drinking then hump two guys
i'm a smiiiilin' girl with your taaaaax money
childbirth's my choice, oh it's how your life lives mine

when you pay your tax, it's gonna buy me things
i'll dance at a party on thursday really late
i'll dance cuz the robbers in dc feed my babe
give me pay

i'm a deadbeat mum (deadbeat mum)
i'm a welfare mum (deadbeat mum)
i have been "teen mum" (deadbeat mum)
i will get from gov

ohohohohohoh no, these teen mums are getting gov...erment's deep sums
(deadbeat mums)
oh no - here they come, the deadbeat mums with twenty sons
(deadbeat mums)
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