my internet stopped working around 5:30 in the morning, so i started defragging when a song by live popped into my head. my mind started playing around with the first line and i told myself i'd continue if i came up with anything quickly.

i guess i'm disrespecting Strongwoman today, having had to wait over 10 minutes for three sandwiches to be made by a wombman at the quicki-mart. she was taking too long because i disrespect wombmen and masculivoids and obama - with the slogans all over the back of my car. i think i am infamous around these parts, yep!

the way you feign your might, reminds me of gays' "pride"
god made you spout milk, douche, your hole's dark-red each month
and you're depressed you're made for mothering a babe
one jealous fool, yes, you will march for some self-esteem
you won't achieve guys' life, the strength that guys realize
but you can dream it, get esteem once you sleep

love'll see ya tonight - love'll reach ya, dream and be tough
can't you see what's on your mind, see your own spite of your weakness (nuss)
"i'm just as male," she screams all night - so dreamed-up, she misleads us

"oh, damn," she's screaming when she tries to equal men
guys lift what she budges in dreams
she can teach the dames to take the strong men down, see?
she can't lift greater pounds here, all she can do is tai and chi
karate, don't teach man's something better

love'll see ya tonight - love'll reach ya, dream and be tough
can't you see what's on your mind, see your own spite of your weakness (nuss)
"i'm just as male," she screams all night - so dreamed-up, she misleads us

love don't like the fool you are, you don't flatter who you are
if you pose to cover blunders ("i have the strength of guys")
females scoff at real men now, the female likes to put the man down
but girls less-strong are soldiers

la la la, dumb-funny...dumb-funny...la la la

love'll see ya tonight - love'll reach ya, dream and be tough
can't you see what's on your mind, see your own spite of your weakness (nuss)
"i'm just as male," she screams all night - so dreamed-up, she misleads us

love don't like the fool you are, you don't flatter who you are
if you pose to cover blunders ("i have the strength of guys")
females scoff at real men now, the female likes to put the man down
but girls less-strong are soldiers
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