this is the story of my online (mis)adventures

mens' bones and temptations,
i pray the most for a dick to give elations
i'm gay, but i'm indifferent
who's to say if i fuck with indecision?
only time will tell just how well i get to know you
don't mean to lead you on, but i cum and say "baloney, b'loney"

so don't trust me, i'll play like i'm gay and horned, ohohohohoh
don't lust me, to fuck is just gross, so porn's
the flesh i praise much more

desire can be lamer,
i'd rather understand than need to praise dudes
i'm craving all-guy action
who's to say if i should lust by packin' asses
only time will tell just how well i get to know you
don't mean to lead you on, but i cum and say "baloney, b'loney"

don't trust me, i'll play like i'm gay and horned, ohohohohoh
don't lust me, to fuck is just gross, so porn's
the flesh i praise much more

i'd resist from the stink, your testes, ooh-wee
and inside your butt
cuz, gay thing, you've not anything,
anything that i'm not, please don't touch

don't trust me, i'll play like i'm gay and horned, ohohohohoh
don't lust me, to fuck is just gross, so porn's
the flesh i praise much more
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